“fuck it’s cold”

australians right now (via hallelujah-youngandloaded)
joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake


dogs are incredible

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me


420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made


nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck




bearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: cremebuns)


cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

(Source: 1vm)

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”
curing:

i have work in 13 minutes and i wanna cry

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

sailortally:

she-screams-silently:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

I think the best part is that everyone thinks this is so sweet and it’s so great an like, this movie is about that girl getting raped by an online pedophile. there isn’t anything sweet and cute about it. idk, it bugs me kinda.

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT THANK YOU
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