internetexplorers:

u know when you’re writing a test and u can’t answer a question so you decide to skip it and then u find out the next 10 questions are all based on the answer from that one question you cannot do and it’s literally just like

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pie-sandwich:

420 raise it

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

“fuck it’s cold”

australians right now (via hallelujah-youngandloaded)
joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake


dogs are incredible

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me


420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made


nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck




bearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: cremebuns)


cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

(Source: 1vm)

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