dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

image

i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much


bullied:

mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”

me:  image


broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

fashionlocker:

f a s h i o n l o c k e r

singtheeats:

Me during finals week

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish


missingleftsock:

nataliesnicket:

"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement. 

Followed closely by “fuckload”




gettingahealthybody:

How to exit discretely.
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