arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

sailortally:

she-screams-silently:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

I think the best part is that everyone thinks this is so sweet and it’s so great an like, this movie is about that girl getting raped by an online pedophile. there isn’t anything sweet and cute about it. idk, it bugs me kinda.

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT THANK YOU

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

image

i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much


bullied:

mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”

me:  image


broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

fashionlocker:

f a s h i o n l o c k e r

singtheeats:

Me during finals week

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish


missingleftsock:

nataliesnicket:

"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement. 

Followed closely by “fuckload”



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