celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(Source: hxrcvles)


shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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when the side bitch say she pregnant
uglysaiah:

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

lmao yoooo! ^ 

internetexplorers:

u know when you’re writing a test and u can’t answer a question so you decide to skip it and then u find out the next 10 questions are all based on the answer from that one question you cannot do and it’s literally just like

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pie-sandwich:

420 raise it

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

“fuck it’s cold”

australians right now (via hallelujah-youngandloaded)
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