fashionlocker:

f a s h i o n l o c k e r

singtheeats:

Me during finals week

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish


missingleftsock:

nataliesnicket:

"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement. 

Followed closely by “fuckload”




gettingahealthybody:

How to exit discretely.

officialfrenchtoast:

when you see your bestfriend being friendly with someone u hate

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